{"product_id":"better-call-quasar-earrings","title":"Better Call Quasar Earrings","description":"\u003cmain id=\"MainContent\" class=\"content-for-layout focus-none\" role=\"main\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003csection id=\"shopify-section-template--16232467857658__main\" class=\"shopify-section section\"\u003e\n\u003csection id=\"MainProduct-template--16232467857658__main\" class=\"page-width section-template--16232467857658__main-padding\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product product--large product--stacked grid grid--1-col grid--2-col-tablet\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product__info-wrapper grid__item\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"ProductInfo-template--16232467857658__main\" class=\"product__info-container product__info-container--sticky\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product__description rte quick-add-hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI would 100% watch a lawyer procedural staring our favorite intergalactic barrister, Quasar. Mix my favorite fictional space lawyer with my favorite fictional Earth Lawyer (Saul Goodman) and you get this fabulous business card earring. The phone number is Saul's if you are curious. The back of the earring says \"I can't stop you from getting fucked, But I am the condom\" \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf you want a more \u003cem\u003eappropriate\u003c\/em\u003e version of this earring without the quote on the back just leave a note at check out- happy to make a non-potty-mouth version. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEarrings are approximately\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1.75 inches wide x 1.25 inches long\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis listing is for one pair of Better Call Quasar Earrings \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis earring is made from acrylic and was designed and made by me in my studio located in Seattle, WA.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAny questions? Please ask! Want a different closure or something custom? Just message me! I love working with y'all!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNote: This item is handmade. That means it might vary slightly from the images shown and have some markers of the handmade process.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEarring Care: Acrylic is durable, but be careful! I recommend storing your earrings safely when not wearing them. In addition, please keep them out of water, as prolonged exposure might ruin them. Make-up, hairspray and perfumes might discolor the acrylic so please put those on before you put on your earrings! They can always be cleaned with a tiny bit of water and a microfiber cloth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNote: Please review my shop policies. Once an item that is sent with a tracking number is marked as deliver, buyer must work with the post office. At that point, I have completed my responsibilities and it is in the hands of USPS.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/main\u003e","brand":"The Big Happy Jewelry Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50444214075642,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/2476\/0826\/files\/15047677-9C85-4312-BD80-5E964DE13BAA.jpg?v=1789688778","url":"https:\/\/bighappyjewelry.com\/products\/better-call-quasar-earrings","provider":"The Big Happy Jewelry Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}