{"product_id":"weaponized-incompetence-scrambled-eggs","title":"Weaponized incompetence scrambled eggs","description":"\u003cp\u003eI've learned a lot from Elizabeth Holmes. Like if I just keep pretending that I have know idea how to scramble eggs with a fork, some dude will come over and make the eggs for me. I will never have to cook again! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEarrings are held with a fishhook closure \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePin and bag charms are also available. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEarring charm is approx. 1.54 inches long by 1.5inches wide. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis earring is made from acrylic and was designed and made by me in my studio located in Seattle, WA.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAny questions? Please ask! Want a different closure or something custom? Just message me! I love working with y'all!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNote: This item is handmade. That means it might vary slightly from the images shown and have some markers of the handmade process.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEarring Care: Acrylic is durable, but be careful! I recommend storing your earrings safely when not wearing them. In addition, please keep them out of water, as prolonged exposure might ruin them. Make-up, hairspray and perfumes might discolor the acrylic so please put those on before you put on your earrings! They can always be cleaned with a tiny bit of water and a microfiber cloth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNote: Please review my shop policies. Once an item that is sent with a tracking number is marked as deliver, buyer must work with the post office. At that point, I have completed my responsibilities and it is in the hands of USPS.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Big Happy Jewelry Co","offers":[{"title":"Fishhook","offer_id":68143554003194,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pin","offer_id":68143554035962,"sku":null,"price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Elizabeth Holmes Bag Charm","offer_id":68143554068730,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Bag Charm","offer_id":68143604531450,"sku":null,"price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/2476\/0826\/files\/IMG-0658.png?v=1794259182","url":"https:\/\/bighappyjewelry.com\/products\/weaponized-incompetence-scrambled-eggs","provider":"The Big Happy Jewelry Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}