{"product_id":"you-re-a-f-n-disaster-my-guy-keychain","title":"You’re a f’n disaster, my guy keychain","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAh, when your child does drugs and then calls you out on your BS. Isn't it the words we long to hear from our kids? \"You're a F'N disaster, my guy.\" Carry this heartwarming moment from The Rehearsal around with you where ever you go. \u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe Keychain is Approx.:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e3.5 Inches long\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e1.5 Inches Wide\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis listing is for one You're a disaster keychain\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis keychain is made from acrylic and was designed and made by me in my home studio in Seattle, WA.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAny questions? Please ask! Want a different closure or something custom? Just message me! I love working with y'all!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNote: This item is handmade. That means it might vary slightly from the images shown and have some markers of the handmade process.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCare: Acrylic is durable, but be careful! I recommend storing your earrings safely when not wearing them. In addition, please keep them out of water, as prolonged exposure might ruin them. Make-up, hairspray and perfumes might discolor the acrylic so please put those on before you put on your earrings! They can always be cleaned with a tiny bit of water and a microfiber cloth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNote: Please review my shop policies. Once an item that is sent with a tracking number is marked as deliver, buyer must work with the post office. At that point, I have completed my responsibilities and it is in the hands of UPS.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Big Happy Jewelry Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43507638206714,"sku":"","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/2476\/0826\/products\/image_db84ccf6-b930-4177-a42d-a186770edd9e.jpg?v=1665198691","url":"https:\/\/bighappyjewelry.com\/products\/you-re-a-f-n-disaster-my-guy-keychain","provider":"The Big Happy Jewelry Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}