Weaponized incompetence scrambled eggs

I've learned a lot from Elizabeth Holmes. Like if I just keep pretending that I have know idea how to scramble eggs with a fork, some dude will come over and make the eggs for me. I will never have to cook again! 

Earrings are held with a fishhook closure 

Pin and bag charms are also available. 

Earring charm is approx. 1.54 inches long by 1.5inches wide. 

This earring is made from acrylic and was designed and made by me in my studio located in Seattle, WA.

Any questions? Please ask! Want a different closure or something custom? Just message me! I love working with y'all!

Note: This item is handmade. That means it might vary slightly from the images shown and have some markers of the handmade process.

Earring Care: Acrylic is durable, but be careful! I recommend storing your earrings safely when not wearing them. In addition, please keep them out of water, as prolonged exposure might ruin them. Make-up, hairspray and perfumes might discolor the acrylic so please put those on before you put on your earrings! They can always be cleaned with a tiny bit of water and a microfiber cloth.

Note: Please review my shop policies. Once an item that is sent with a tracking number is marked as deliver, buyer must work with the post office. At that point, I have completed my responsibilities and it is in the hands of USPS.